“Pinkie let me in, un!” Deidara pounded away at the door as he stood in the hallway. As people passed by the screaming blond they made sure to keep as much distance away from him as possible. “GAH, let me in now!”

“No freaking way you pervert!” Sakura called out to Deidara. She was seated on the top bunk watching the dorm room’s door rattle. Beside her was a pair of torn open jeans that looked like they had been mutilated by scissors.

“Pinkie!” Deidara kicked the door in rage, and then allowed his body to slump to the ground; the blond rested his head on the wall.

“P-pretty girl we should let sempai in, he has been out there for over four hours now.” Tobi said quietly, trying to avoid Sakura’s rage.

“No, I want him to apologize.”

“B-but sempai did, three hours twenty-five minutes ago I’ve been counting...”

Sakura slowly turned her head in Tobi’s direction. “What was that?” Tobi stood there frozen; his eyes grew wide.

“Your r-right, u-uh silly me,” Tobi rubbed the back on head a fake smile on his face, “Sempai didn’t apologize…” Tobi’s eyes scanned around the room, but received no help from the onlookers. “Tobi’s a good boy?”

“Better.”

Tobi let out a sigh of relief and leaned against the wall.

“You stupid girl let the idiot in now!” Kakuzu growled, stomping over to the bunk bed and glaring up a Sakura. The pink-haired girl crossed her arms and turned her head away in a snobbish manor.

“This is very stupid…”Sasori spoke up; the red-head was seated on the bottom bunk along with Itachi and Kisame. Itachi’s stomach emitted another long drawn out growl, like it had been doing for four hours.

“Tell your stupid stomach to be fucking quiet!” Hidan yelled over at Itachi in a fed up manner.

“Hn.” Another large growl sounded as Itachi clutched his stomach.

“Ok that is IT, OVER 200 CURSE WORDS IN FOUR HOURS!!” Pein lost it completely. The leader stomped over to Hidan and pulled the Jashin worshiper off the ground by his collar. “From now on your new curse word is …pudding, got it?!” Pein had a bead of sweat trail down his face, adding on to the already mad man look.

Hidan nodded, disturbed by Pein’s outburst. He found himself dropped to the floor as Pein calmly walked back to Konan, who placed a hand on his shoulder.

“Oi, girl can we just go eat already?!”

“No.”

Kisame in furry got off the bed and glared up at the pink-haired girl. “Come on, he said sorry, now get over it!”

“Nope.”

Kisame sat back down, his teeth we clenched together. Awkward science overtook the room, all except for Itachi’s stomach.

Hidan was mentally debating whether to try out his new curse word; he glanced over at Pein, who shot Hidan a nasty look.

“What the….pudding?” Hidan said quietly, unsure of himself. Sasori raised an eyebrow upon hearing the extremely weird statement.

“This is stupid.” Itachi spoke up, the Uchiha simply sat up and headed to the door, he placed his hand on the doorknob, but froze as someone spoke behind him.

“Don’t even think about.” Sakura growled.

“Hn.” With that he opened the door taking a step into the hallway.

“Why didn’t we just do that four hours ago…” Sasori mumbled.

“He’s gone.” Itachi stated plainly standing in the doorway.

“What?!”

Tobi ran towards the door, pushing Itachi off to the side. He looked to the right and then to the left, but saw no sign of the blond.

“Sempai is gone!” Tobi screamed running into the middle of the room.

“Good.” Sakura said jumping down from the top bunk.

“Food, now.” Itachi said, every nodded in agreement and headed out the door.

“Hold on I’m locking the door, that pervert is still banned.”

“Good grief!” Kakuzu smacked his forehead.

Sakura slid the key out of the lock and tied it around a rubber band fasted in her belt loop. “Let’s go.”

As the group traveled down the street, the light from the pizza parlor up ahead was visible. Although no one noticed when a certain rubber band snapped dropping a pair of keys.

“Took long enough…” Itachi mumbled making sure to be at the front of the group.

“Itachi-san you should eat more for lunch.” Tobi commented running up to the Uchiha.

“Hmmm, any ideas on how to save money on the pizza?” Kakuzu asked he walked in the back alongside Hidan. Everyone turned sharply around glaring at the treasurer.

“No coupons.” Pein said, wondering how he was surviving this nightmare.

“Thank god!” Kisame looked up to the heavens. “Drinks all around!”

“WHAT?! DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE DRINKS ARE?!” Kakuzu stopped dead in his tracks as the others entered the shop.

“Shut it el cheapo.”

“Don’t worry Kakuzu, Kisame is no longer allowed to drink.” Pein said, going through the list of rules.

Kakuzu smirked and walked into shop, “You know-” Kakuzu fell back as he bumped into Hidan’s back.

“Deidara?” Kisame asked.

Everyone was standing there, staring at the blond, who was seated at the rounded corner booth off to the far end. He had a slice of cheese pizza in his hand, and looked as though he was practically chocking on a piece of pizza. Deidara’s eyes were fixed solely on the group, as he reached for his soda, taking a long gulp.

“Hello, un.”

“This is interesting.” Pein said walking over to the blond. “We will all eat together.”

“What?!” Sakura asked, there was no way she was eating with that pervert.

“Pretty girl’s right, sempai and pretty girl need their own table!”

“Shut up idiot!” Deidara yelled from the booth, Sakura nodded in total agreement. Tobi ignored Deidara and latched himself onto Sakura’s wrist pulling her with him. Pein followed behind along with everyone else.

“Move over dimwit!” Kakuzu growled at Hidan who refused to slide into the booth. Hidan gave no hint that he planned on moving, staying seated at the end seat. Kakuzu shoved the Jashin worshiper by the shoulder, causing him to be forcibly moved to the side.

“Pudding!”

“Pudding?” Deidara blinked.

“New curse word.” Pein stated, sliding into the booth and to his left sat Konan. Deidara wracked his brain, pudding just didn’t make sense.

“Pudding, un.”

“I don’t think that pudding is working!” Hidan spoke up, crossing his arms in front of his chest.

“Quiet.” Pein growled.

“Pudding.”

Tobi was going into a giggling fit as Sakura repeatedly whacked Deidara across the head. The blond had a displeased look on his face, not liking the whole Sakura sitting next to him thing.

Deidara looked back at his plate and his mouth gaped in shock, to find it empty. “What happened to my pizza, un?!”

Next to him Itachi was wiping pizza sauce from his mouth calmly, Deidara took notice.

“Arghhhhhhhh.” Deidara banged his head down on the table, causing Sakura to scoot away for her own safety. “Itachi what the hell, un?!”

“I was hungry.”

“I wish you would all die, un…”

“You’re paying for my jeans pervert.”

“What!?!”

Sakura held out her hand to the blond in a demanding manner. “Two hundred dollars now.”

Deidara spewed out his soda all over the table as the words two hundred dollars reached his ears.

“Ughhhhh, gross sempai!” Tobi made a disgusted face; his mask was lying beside him.

“Let’s leave.” Pein sighed and got up from the soda covered table.

“Pinkie there is no way I’m paying you that stupid amount, un.”

“Then, have fun sleeping in the hallway pervert.”


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Back in the dorm hallway….

“I know that I had the keys!”

“To bad Pinkie, lets all have fun sleeping in the hallway, un.”

“Pudding.”