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College Years Chpt. 11

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“Is that anyway to speak to an old friend?” The boy smirked out, placing a hand on his hip. Deidara shuddered.

“An old friend indeed, Kabuto, un.” Deidara tugged on the handcuff, causing Sakura to stumble to her feet. Her back was slouched over, and her left hand was gripping onto her hair.

“Uhh…” Kabuto raised an eyebrow, pushing his glasses further up against his face.

“Is she ok?”

Deidara looked back at Sakura; somehow she didn’t look like herself. Deidara felt reminded of the time Sakura got drunk, except this was way worse. “It’s none of your concern Kabuto.” The blond sneered out, yanking on the handcuffs yet again and Sakura stumbled an inch closer to Deidara. “Just go and kill yourself already.”

“Oh? I would punch you, but attracting attention is really not in plans for today. Nor is getting arrested.” Kabuto drawled out, with every word Deidara’s fist clenched tighter.

“I don’t even want to hear it Kabuto, un.” Deidara steeped closer to the silver haired teen, and in one swift motion dug his fist into Kabuto’s stomach. Kabuto was sent reeling back groaning, as he grasped onto the spot where Deidara’s fist had made contact.

“So long bastard, un!” Deidara charged off to the right, dragging Sakura with him. She seemed to be so zoned out that she was beginning to become dead weight. “Come on Pinkie, we need to find Leader or one of the other’s, un!”

“Hehehe…”

That wasn’t the answer Deidara was looking for.

“Maybe I should have listened to Pinkie, un…”

“Deidara you’re going to pay!” Deidara whipped his head around to see Kabuto trailing far behind him, pushing his way through the crowded area.

Then Sakura became dead weight. The blond felt himself being suddenly jerked back, finding out that Sakura had stopped and was standing still. Her entire body was shuddering, and now her eyes were blinking excessively.

“Crap, come on Pinkie!” He tugged harshly on the handcuffs, but gained no ground. “I really should have listened.”


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“I want one blue cotton candy, three large buckets of popcorn, four hotdogs with mustard, two orders of the cheese fries, one burger, two orders of the onion rings, and a coke slushy, uh do you want anything Sasori?” Tobi asked almost too happily, turning to the groaning red-head. They were under a large oak tree, a vendor taking down Tobi’s orders from behind the cart.

“NO!” Sasori calmed himself, realizing that he was scaring Tobi to death. “Tobi for the last time, I’m not hungry.”

“I understand Sasori,” Tobi turned back to the stands owner and made a motion pointing in Sasori’s direction, “my friend here will have two large nachos with extra cheese.”

Sasori’s banged his head against the tree trunk, with a look of agony spread out across his face. “Are we ever going to do something other than eating…?”

“Hmmm,” Tobi tapped the side of his head, his usually thinking pose, “nope!”


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“Hidan are you done throwing up now?!” Kakuzu growled to his partner, who was currently leaning over a trash can hurling.

Hidan wiped his mouth and stomping his foot down, swirled around to meet Kakuzu. “It was your idea to go on that stupid tea cup ride.”

“Well I thought that if a two year old can handle ride, supposedly my crazy, psychopathic, violent partner will be able to.” Kakuzu mocked, taking the last bite of his hot dog.

“Those things were going way to fast, I’m sure that two year old is dead by now.”

“Right because that explains why he’s on the ride again.” Kakuzu pointed back to the tea cup ride behind Hidan. Sure enough the two year old was laughing and spinning.

“Show off…” Kakuzu picked up on his partners grumble and snickered.

“Come on idiot.” Kakuzu whacked Hidan across the head and began walking towards a small building, with green roofing tiles.

“No way!” Hidan recognized where Kakuzu was heading. “You know you’re not supposed to go there!”

“Right, like when have you ever followed the rules?” The treasurer snorted, pulling out a huge wad of crumpled dollar bills from his pocket.

“Fuck you!”

“See?” Kakuzu grinned out evilly.

“Come on I thought you loved money, so why the hell waste it on a stupid game?!” Hidan pointed out, waving his hands around.

“Well if I win at that claw machine I can easily sell that stuffed animal for five dollars, when I only paid one dollar to get it.”

“Yea, but if you don’t win, you loose money dumbass.”

“Phtt, me loose?”


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“Kisame why are we-”

“Shhhh I love this part!” Itachi sighed, crossing his arms and trying to drown out the annoying music.

“It’s a small world after al-” Itachi backhanded Kisame, who immediately held his fist in Itachi’s direction. “What the hell was that for Itachi?!”

“You’re making me go on this stupid, rip off, cheap ride, so you could at least shut up.”

“Man you’re so uptight, why don’t you sing along with me?”

“No and you’re acting like a girl.” Itachi began to imitate Kisame in an exaggerated manner. “Oh wows look at all the pretty sing dollies!”

“Since when are you such a comedian?” Kisame raised an eyebrow at Itachi’s sudden change in demeanor.

“I hope you drown.”

The two continued through the ride, the boat taking them slowly down the river. To both sides were dolls moving and singing the same song, again and again. Everything was peaceful until Kisame did what no sane man would ever think to do.

He pushed Itachi into the water, but forgot that he was handcuffed to Itachi. Kisame found himself being thrown into the water, as the boat carried on without its passengers.

“Just fucking great Kisame!” Itachi slapped the water, and Kisame realized that what he had done wasn’t all that smart. The water came up to about their waists, and looking up ahead Kisame could no longer see their boat.

“Uh-” Itachi turned and glared at Kisame, his teeth were clenched together and the Uchiha began to ring the water out of his hair. “Sorry?”

“You’re lucky that your handcuffed to me and that I’m not in the mood to carry around a dead person.”

“Right… uh… thanks?”

“But you’re beyond dead as soon as these handcuffs come off.” With a now scared out of his mind Kisame, the Uchiha trudged along through the water, pulling Kisame behind him. Itachi decided to go right, since the left path looked dark. The two made their way through the tunnel and to their surprise had encountered no other boats.

“Uh Itachi…”


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“Awww Pein this is so nice.” Konan smiled out, leaning her head against Pein’s shoulder. The pair was riding the Ferris wheel, and now they were at the top. “Isn’t it Pein?” She had her eyes closed, and awaited an answer.

“Pein?”

“Pein?!”

Silence.

“PEIN!”

“Where are they?!”

Konan snapped her eyes open, pulling her head up. Pein was looking through a pair of binoculars down at various areas.

“God…who are you looking for?” She sighed out, resting unhappily back against the seat. Pein turned to her and spoke monotone.

“We have to ride again. Deidara, Sakura, Kisame, and Itachi, I have been unable to locate.” Pein stuck his face back into the binoculars. “And if that doesn’t work, we’ll go look for them.”

“Come on, you worry way too much.”

“But-”

Konan’s hand covered his mouth and she snatched the binoculars away from him. “Just quit it and enjoy the ride, besides you have Zetsu don’t you?”

“I guess…”

“That’s right just relax, nothing bad is happening.”


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“HOLY CRAP, UN!”

Deidara was now carrying Sakura bridal style, the girl was now unconscious. “Jeez shouldn’t you be hyper after having all of that sugar?! Deidara hissed to the unconscious girl, continuing to shove his way past people. It had only taken five minutes and before Sakura crashed, she didn’t even get a sugar rush.

The blond sighed out in relief, after no sign of Kabuto for almost ten minutes. Deidara stopped outside one of the rides, behind him were the doors leading in. “Were safe…”

“No you’re far from it.” Deidara’s head shot up, right into the eyes of Kabuto, he could see the silver haired man smirk. The blond turned to the side, as fist almost connected with his side, too close for Deidara’s liking. He tried his best to stay balanced, the weight of Sakura throwing him off.

He felt like a trapped rat and did the only thing that was left to do, he ran inside the ride praying that Kabuto wouldn’t follow him. Deidara heard the doors re-open behind him, which he knew meant that Kabuto wasn’t done just yet.


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“Hidan give me your wallet!” Kakuzu growled in a frustrated tone, turning to Hidan who was currently sitting on the floor, mumbling gibberish.

“No way!” Hidan looked up to Kakuzu who was towering over him. “You’ve spent over fifty dollars on that stupid claw game!”

“I almost got it, no machine will defy me!” Kakuzu declared, leaving his open hand out in Hidan’s direction.

“No your wasting money, so give it up. Leader won’t be happy that you spent that much.”

“Your right, which is why you’re giving me your money.” Kakuzu wasn’t taking no for an answer, but that was the answer Hidan was giving him.

“No fucking way.”

“Right on time…” Kakuzu thought, pulling out a tape recorder from his pocket. “If you don’t hand over cash, I’ll play this tape of you cursing to leader.”

“Why I’ll-”

Kakuzu snickered, knowing that his trump card had worked perfectly, as Hidan in blind anger hurled his wallet at Kakuzu.

“Why thank you Hidan, you’re so nice.”

Hidan was very much so going to stab the next person to come within a three feet radius of him.


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Sasori held his forehead as the smells of all the cooking food clouded around his nose, all to form one nasty smell. The red-head could feel his nausea grow worse. But he felt himself being pulled from his self pity as his phone began to ring.

“Who is it Sasori?!” Tobi butted in, as Sasori pulled out his phone from his tan cargo pants.

“Would you calm down?! I’m just now pulling out my phone-” Sasori grinned as he recognized the number that was flashing on his phone screen. “Tobi you’re going to like this.”

“Eh?” That definitely peaked Tobi’s interest as he inched closer to Sasori, getting ready to listen in on the phone conversation.

“What news do you have for me?” Sasori spoke calmly, ignoring Tobi who was inching even closer.

“Plan: Kiss is a go.” The voice answered back.

“Heh, good- I’ll be there in about ten minutes.” Sasori paused, seeing if he needed to say anything else, but nothing crossed his mind. “See you then Kabuto.”

“Sasori call him back, Tobi wants his food! Tobi is a good boy!” the masked boy whined, turning back to the vendor, who was hurriedly preparing all the food Tobi ordered.

“Come on idiot, its time to put Plan: Kiss into action.” Sasori didn’t wait for an answer and began dragging Tobi with him as he walked.

“Mr. Vendor, I’ll be back later for the food!” Tobi called looking behind him. The vendor nodded in understanding, as Tobi disappeared with the red head.

“Heh, ready Tobi?” Sasori let a small smirk play over his face.

“Yep.”

“I don’t think that Kabuto got on the ride…” Deidara whispered to himself, looking back but seeing no one behind him. “Of all the rides- it just had to be the tunnel of love, un.” The blond groaned, and yet he was very thankful that Sakura was unconscious. Or else he would have to deal with a lot of complaining.

Deidara was traveling through the ride on a white swan boat, which he utterly detested. The second he got of the ride, that was going to be the second that swan was going to loose its head. The tunnel was lighted with red, pink, and white lights and a very annoying mushy song was being played.

Kabuto walked back outside the ride, knowing full well his job was done. Peering up, he saw Sasori and Tobi running up towards him. “Took you long enough.” Kabuto sighed out, rolling his eyes.

“Good work Kabuto. Considered your debt paid, and I will not tell Orochimaru of this.”

“Fine by me.” Kabuto stuffed his hands into his pockets and took off, heading towards the park’s exit.

“Come on we don’t want to miss this!” Tobi took off in an excited rush.


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“Listen Konan, this isn’t helping at all. Can I please just go look fo-?”

Konan shot a look at Pein, and he immediately cut himself short. They were both wandering around in the house of mirrors. “Let’s just find a way out of here.” Konan suggested, taking the path to the left.

“Right, let’s just try not to get lost.”


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“Were lost.”

“Hn.” Itachi kept wadding through the water, trying to block out Kisame’s whining.

“We should have taken the other path!”

Itachi not even turning to Kisame replied calmly. “Would you relax, it’s not like we’re going to die in here…idiot.”

“But we have no food, no water-” Itachi turned around, raising an eyebrow.

“Oh right, but still, I don’t want to have to drink the water I’ve been walking in!”

“Kisame you drank toilet water before…”

Kisame spoke louder defending himself. “That’s only because you and Sasori, replaced my water bottle’s water, with toilet water! You guys didn’t tell me till I drank the whole god damn thing!”

Itachi smirked, and turned back around, continuing to walk. “Yes, but I didn’t see any complaints when you were drinking it.” Kisame hated that part.

“Just get us out of here.”


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“Ok do you have the speaker turned on yet?” Sasori asked turning to Tobi, who gave a small nod. “Ok turn it on in thirty seconds.”

“Got it Sasori.”

Deidara looked up as he began hearing a large static emit from the speakers, the music had stopped and a very recognizable voice came on the speaker. “Hello brat.”

“Sasori…” The Deidara knew what was happening, “Sasori you better not have been teamed up with Kabuto!”

“HIYA SEMPAI!” Deidara covered his ears, as the speakers blared right at him.

“Shut up you idiot!” Deidara yelled looking up.

Sasori watched Deidara look up and yell, he had hacked the video system to be able to watch the pair.

“We won’t let you off the ride, until you and the girl kiss.”

Deidara chocked, and in his frenzy whacked Sakura with his hand. “OUCH!”

“Oh come on, un!” Sakura had a goofy grin on her face; somehow Deidara knew that he wasn’t going to like this. Although wasn’t the sugar rush supposed to come before crashing?


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“Hah! I got one!” Kakuzu proudly showed a brown teddy bear to Hidan, smiling at his prize.

Hidan waved it off, and shrugged. “Yea whatever, can we just fucking go now?”

“No.”

“WHAT?!” Hidan nearly strangled Kakuzu right there. “Come on you got your stupid prize, now lets go!”

“Nope and I still have the tape of you cursing, so just sit down and shut up.” Kakuzu said, tossing the bear into Hidan’s lap. “Watch that while I go win another.”

Hidan stuck his tongue out, making faces as Kakuzu was turned away from him. “What the hell am I supposed to do with a stuffed bear?” He mumbled holding the stuffed animal in front of his face. He leaned against a trash can, and all thrown around it were trash items, and two particular items caught his eye. Hidan looked down at the bear and smiled.


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“There is no way I’m kissing that!” Deidara pointed at Sakura who was currently braiding Deidara’s ponytail and giggling. “Besides right now she’s drunk on sugar!”

“Do it or you’ll be on your nineteenth lap in two minutes.” Sasori said impatiently. Jeez, Deidara was being so stubborn.

“Like I care, as soon as leader gets here I’m safe.” Deidara mumbled.

“Heh, that won’t be for a while, you see we got some help from Konan.” Deidara’s left eye twitched as soon as he heard Sasori’s comment.

Deidara listened hard as he heard Tobi attempt to whisper to Sasori, but fail. The blond heard every word. “Why doesn’t sempai just swim?”

Deidara answered for Sasori. “There is no way I’m getting my hair wet, un.”

“Awwww Dei-kun you’re so cute!” Sakura hugged the blond happily.

Deidara concluded one thing from the whole situation; Sakura was definitely high on sugar.


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“Konan, we’ve been at this forever, where’s the exit?!” Pein paced around looking at the floor. Whenever he looked up the only thing he would see were mirrors upon mirrors.

“Just calm down I’m sure we’ll find it, here let’s try the left path.” Konan dragged Pein to the left. Leading him around like she had been doing ever since they entered the house of mirrors.

Konan smirked in her mind; truth was she’d been through this place many times. And she knew that if they wanted to get out that they should have taken the right path. “I’ll give Sasori and Tobi a little longer.”


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“Dei-kun I’m bored!” Sakura whined, poking Deidara who had his back turned to her. “Dei-kun…” She whined again drawing out the word. Sakura began to poke his back harder, trying to gain some kind of attention.

“Stop it, un!” Deidara growled, scooting away from her.

Sasori watched the two and began to feel the same way Sakura was feeling. “I wonder if I can trick her, she is a little bit messed up right now. Sasori spoke into the speaker.

“Sakura lets play a game.”

Sakura’s head shot up in curiosity, now a game didn’t sound boring. The pink-haired girl nodded her head furiously.

“Sasori shut up!” Deidara yelled, knowing that Sakura would probably do anything right now.

“The only thing you have to do is kiss Deidara!” Tobi squealed. Sasori raised an eyebrow, he was planning on having a more indirect approach, but this worked.

“NO WAY IN HELL, UN!” Deidara then felt something warm crash onto his lips. Yep, Sakura was kissing him, it was short and within a second Sakura pulled away and began chanting that she won. “Holy…crap…un.”

“I won, I won, I won, I won, I won!” She pumped her fist.

“Sempai and pretty girl really do belong together!” Tobi cheered, acting just as happy as Sakura. The only one who wasn’t happy was a certain blond, who sat in silence.

Sasori turned off the microphone and turned to Tobi. “Did you get the video of that?”

“Yep, I’ll have it on You Tube tonight!” Tobi showed off the tape in the air.

“This is going to be interesting.” Sasori thought, wondering what the brat’s reaction was going to be when he found out.


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“Check it out, I got another.” Kakuzu boasted, showing off what looked to be a stuffed cat doll. “What…the….hell…are…you…doing?” Kakuzu dropped his latest prize in shock, staring at his partner.

Hidan had his eyes closed and his hands in a praying position, clasped between his two hands were a plastic knife and one of what Kakuzu would describe as ‘one of Hidan’s weird circle things’ was drawn on the ground in ketchup.

Yet the only thing that made Kakuzu mad was what was lying in the middle. His stuffed bear, but now it had the stuffing ripped out and looked like it had been stabbed by the plastic knife many times. “Oh, your back eh?” Hidan asked, looking up into a very mad face.

“What are you DOING?!”

“Making a sacrifice.” Hidan answered, already knowing that Kakuzu knew what he was doing.

“With my bear?!”

“Yep so go the fuck away bastard.”

“I’m giving the tape to Pein.” Kakuzu stalked off, but was forced to use all of his energy to take a few steps, all because Hidan refused to get up.

People stared at the pair as Hidan was throwing random curses as his partner. And let’s just say Kakuzu was throwing them back. Hidan also refused to let go of his sacrificed bear.

“You’re going to pay.”


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“Hey I have an idea!” Konan said, trying to keep up the act as best as possible.

“What?” Pein asked as if he could care less.

“You have your cell phone right?” Pein nodded lazily. “Then here, you take off the handcuffs and I’ll go one way and you’ll go the other, and when one of us finds the right way out, we will call each other!”

“Yea, I guess…” Pein took out the blue key he had stashed in his pocket, and undid the lock. The handcuffs fell to the floor with a clank.

“I’ll go right and you’ll go left.” Konan said, already making her way to the right.

“Ok, gotcha.”

“Heh, I’ll be back for you later Pein, have fun.” She said to herself.


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Twenty minutes later…

“Uh, why haven’t they let us off the ride?” Deidara asked out loud, not expecting an answer from Sakura, who had yet again crashed.


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Pein looked around, “Why hasn’t Konan called me yet…”


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“Oh my fucking god if I hear this song one more time, I think that I’ll barf!” Kisame roared.

“Well you liked it when we were first ON THE RIDE!” Itachi answered harshly.


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Night time had fallen on the park and Konan could make out the distinct figures of the other Akatsuki’s heading her way. “You guys have fun?!” She called out.

“Tons!” Tobi ran up to her giggling, piled in his arms was all of the food he had ordered. Sasori followed behind him with two plates of Nachos in his hands, but shoved them to Konan and said nothing.

“Right…” Konan looked up from the food, to see Kakuzu dragging Hidan, who was on the ground, towards them. “That’s a little weird.” She commented to herself. Also behind them she could see Zetsu.

“Whats up guys?!” Tobi asked. “Uh, Hidan please don’t kill Tobi, but why do you have a teddy bear covered in ketchup?” the masked boy asked tilting his head.

“Don’t ask dimwit.” Kakuzu answered for Hidan.

“Pretty girl kissed Sempai!” Tobi blurted out, unable to hold it any longer. “I have a video of it too!”

“How nice.” Konan said trying to hold in her laughter with Kakuzu and Hidan.

“Speaking of which where are they?” Everyone stared at each other.

Sasori spoke up, “Yea and where is Pein and…Kisame – Itachi…”

“Shit.”


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“SIX HOURS, IT TOOK YOU GUYS SIX HOURS TO FIGURE OUT WE WERE MISSING!” Kisame screamed, before going back to shivering. Both he and Itachi had a towel wrapped around themselves.

“Hn.”

“LOOK WE SAID SORRY YOU FUCKING LOSER!”

“WELL SORRY ISN’T GOING TO GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!”

“Now for Pein, then we will go get Sakura an-.”

“Too late.” Konan and the others turned around to see their leader standing before them. His arms were crossed, and he was tapping his foot.

“So where are Sakura and Deidara again?”


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The group was sitting at the picnic benches, all had their handcuffs undone. Hidan and Kakuzu were arguing and Tobi was still shoveling down his food.

At the farthest bench sat Deidara and Sakura, who was still unconscious. Deidara looked up and sighed. He glanced over at Pein who was flirting with Konan and then turned back to Sakura.

“Whats love, un?” Deidara asked quietly to himself. Truth was he didn’t know the answer.


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The next day…

Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Ino, Tenten, Temari and Lee were all gathered around the computer, watching the latest featured video on You Tube.

Entitled: Sakura Kisses Deidara. Naruto felt like his eyes were burning.

“This is just wrong.”
heh... :D
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!! I wonder what happens next!!! Awesome job btw! :iconsupereagerplz: